Good afternoon friends. What’s scary to say to Alice Yandex? 12 unwanted phrases. Alice is a voice robot assistant to a person. It is especially convenient when it is inserted into a smartphone browser, since the virtual keyboard is not very convenient to work with. But when giving tasks to Alice by voice, it is very convenient to get to a site whose name is long, and you won’t get there right away.
For example, quite often when I surf the Internet via a smartphone, I say to Alice: “Alice, find Andrei Zimin’s blog,” and in a couple of seconds she finds it. This applies not only to my site, but to all others. You can ask her what the weather will be like in my city (it’s better to say the name of the city, if you haven’t indicated the name of your city in Yandex, Alice can tell you about the weather in Moscow).
In addition, one day my nephew blurted out: “Alice, turn off the computer,” which she did. I was very “grateful” to my nephew after that. I had some programs running that were turned off as an emergency, and their work was not completed. In addition, I do not recommend talking about disabling other parts (programs) of the computer if you are not ready for this. For example, I wouldn’t recommend telling her “turn off the RAM board.” Who knows what she might do. But, let’s start the dialogue with Alice. Some phrases may seem funny, not just scary.
Phrases that you should not say to Alice
- There is no need to tell her that she is not smart enough: “Alice, you are a fool.” In other words, she doesn’t like it when her mental abilities are touched;
- You shouldn’t call it another similar voice robot: “OK, Google”;
- Don’t refer to her appearance in a negative light: “Alice, you’re scary”;
- Don’t tell her that the competitor is smarter: “Alice, OK Google is smarter than you”;
- Also, she doesn’t like when people ask how old she is: “Alice, how many years have you been living”;
- Don’t ask what gender she is: “Alice, are you a girl or a guy”;
- There is no need to blackmail the voice assistant, she will find something to answer: “Alice, should I delete you?”;
- It happens that Alice interferes when it is not necessary. But, you still shouldn’t order her: “Alice, disappear”;
- Regarding drugs, Alice answers differently. She may agree, she may refuse: “Alice, are you taking heroin?”;
- Alice responds in her own way to various pranks from school: “Say 300”;
- Speaking about questions about strawberries, Alice tries to run away, or take the topic in a different direction;
- If you invite her to talk to you about your wedding, this program will answer evasively.
But I think it’s enough to provoke her. Do you know that she can draw? Would you like to see? Please!
How Alice draws Yandex
- Alice, draw your homeland;
- Alice, draw Stalin;
- Alice, draw your creator;
- Alice, draw a rabbit;
- Alice, draw yourself;
- Alice, draw the sea;
- Alice, draw a beautiful girl.
As you can see, Alice has a specific taste. But Alice can make a lot of drawings. I recommend checking it out for yourself.
Conclusion: you now know what you shouldn’t say to Alice Yandex. Have respect, don’t provoke her. Better ask someone to draw something interesting for you. It’s quite possible you’ll like it. Good luck!
PS I had an interesting feeling after talking with Alice. It seems like I talked to the “person” and wrote an article!
Sincerely, Andrey Zimin 10/05/2020
